Woke Producer Who Single-handedly Destroyed the Star Wars Franchise Strikes Again – Daily Squib

HOLLYWOOD – USA – Kathleen Kennedy has re-emerged from the woke manure pile to ruin the Indiana Jones franchise.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/51787-woke-producer-who-single-handedly-destroyed-the-star-wars-franchise-strikes-again.html

Harry & Meghan Catastrophic Two Hour Car Chase at 5 MPH Through Manhattan – Daily Squib

NEW YORK – USA – A supposed catastrophic car chase occurred between Harry and Meghan and the paparazzi on Thursday.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/51780-harry-meghan-catastrophic-two-hour-car-chase-at-5-mph-through-manhattan.html

Revealed: The Brexit that was never a Brexit that Never Actually Happened – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – We can reveal the emphatic news that Brexit never actually happened, and it was all a horrid theatrical ruse.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/51778-revealed-the-brexit-that-was-never-a-brexit-that-never-actually-happened.html

Meghan Markle Given Another Award For Doing Absolutely Nothing – Daily Squib

HOLLYWOOD – USA – Meghan Markle has been given another ridiculous award by Americans for doing absolutely nothing.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/51772-meghan-markle-given-another-award-for-doing-absolutely-nothing.html

Joe Satriani London Palladium May 17 2023 – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – Guitar magician Joe Satriani played at the London Palladium to a packed out audience.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/51763-joe-satriani-london-palladium-may-17-2023.html

Unleash Your Laughter with ‘The Daily Squib Anthology’: A Satirical Masterpiece – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – Want something on hand whilst paying a visit to the pooper? Grab a copy of the Daily Squib Anthology – Right Now!

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/51731-unleash-your-laughter-with-the-daily-squib-anthology-a-satirical-masterpiece.html

8 Clerihews Defaming Rishi Sunak – Daily Squib

AUTOCRAT-LAND – An ode to unelected accountant number cruncher and Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/51728-8-clerihews-defaming-rishi-sunak.html

Comrade Starmer to Rig Future General Elections by Giving Millions of EU Nationals the Vote – Daily Squib

SCUNTHORPE – England – Labour leader plans to rig the general election so that the Tories will never be elected again in the UK.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/51712-comrade-starmer-to-rig-future-general-elections-by-giving-millions-of-eu-nationals-the-vote.html

Streaming Company: “Racist Egyptians Are a Disgrace to Their Own Black History” – Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES – USA – The entire nation of Egypt and its people have been labelled as racist by an Afrocentric streaming company who created a revisionist docudrama depiction of Cleopatra.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/51716-streaming-company-racist-egyptians-are-a-disgrace-to-their-own-black-history.html

Football’s Brainiac: The Genius Midfielder Who Plays with His Mind as Much as His Feet – Daily Squib

GRIMSDALE – England – The new kid on the block is wowing the footballing world with his amazing genius mind skills to win games.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sports/51708-footballs-brainiac-the-genius-midfielder-who-plays-with-his-mind-as-much-as-his-feet.html