WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Socialist activist politician, Ocasio-Cortez has succumbed to a terrible face-splitting injury during a speech today and has been hospitalised in an area hospital.
Month: January 2019
Grand Tour Episode: Triggered Drama Queen Has Hissy Fit in Jungle – Daily Squib
CARTAGENA – Colombia – Not happy with the hijinks of the Grand Tour trio, a has-been reality show singer has gone after them in his Wrangler jeep.
Trump: “No! I am Not a Lame Duck President!” – Daily Squib
WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Is Donald Trump a lame duck president flailing in the darkness as his every election promise goes up in flames? Surely not..
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/31064-trump-no-i-am-not-a-lame-duck-president.html
Shock as Michael Jackson Revealed to be Paedophile – Daily Squib
SALT LAKE CITY – USA – Michael Jackson fans are once again in a state of denial over irrefutable evidence in a new film proving their hero is a paedophile.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/31059-shock-as-michael-jackson-revealed-to-be-paedophile.html
Clean Brexit: Hurrah! Lord Haw Haw Hammond Plus Remoaners Threaten to Quit – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Chancellor, Hammond and other Remoaners threaten to quit if there is a Clean Brexit. That is the best solution to all of the government and UK’s problems.
That’s Convenient! CNN Turns Up 1 Hour Before FBI Raids Roger Stone – Daily Squib
FLORIDA – USA – Roger Stone, Trump’s election advisor has been arrested by the FBI in a dawn raid. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…
Why Globalists and Their Naive Aspirations Created Discord and War – Daily Squib
DAVOS – Switzerland – Globalists and their naive utopian aspirations are seeing a major pushback. The globalist agenda is now in serious danger of being dismantled from the inside out.
EU Army: Does the World Really Need ANOTHER Army? – Daily Squib
DAVOS – Switzerland – With solidified union between Germany and France, the EU army is taking shape, but the question is, do we all really need another army roaming around the globe looking for a fight?
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/30989-eu-army-does-the-world-really-need-another-army.html
Studying the Phenomenon of Banal Narcissistic Selfie Addicts Falling Off Cliffs – Daily Squib
GRAND CANYON – USA – What entices a person to hang off a cliff edge to take a selfie? Analysing people during the era of selfies is quite a tedious task, but it needs to be done.
Shaving Company Emasculette Develops Razor Castration Device For New Generation of Men – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – Emasculette, the shaving company, has announced the launch of a new product that results in the castration of men. It has received widespread praise in North America with shares rising on the stock market.
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