Royal Family Look Pathetic and Defenceless Against Constant Attack – Daily Squib

MONTECITO – USA – The British royal family will eventually succumb to irreparable damage from constant attack.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43102-royal-family-look-pathetic-and-defenceless-against-constant-attack.html

Russia Ready to Take Antarctica, China Ready to Take Taiwan, Biden Ready to Take Another Nap – Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – While China and Russia are continuing to make bold strategic moves, Joe Biden is sleeping with another nap.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43084-russia-ready-to-take-antarctica-china-ready-to-take-taiwan-biden-ready-to-take-another-nap.html

Biden: “My Butt Has Been Wiped” – Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Joe Biden, displayed his world-class credentials to reporters, explaining his current butt situation.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43077-biden-my-butt-has-been-wiped.html

‘Woke’ Athletes Petition For ‘Taking the Knee’ to be New Olympic Sport – Daily Squib

TOKYO – Japan – Woke athletes have petitioned for ‘taking the knee’ to be officially recognised as an Olympic sport.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43073-woke-athletes-petition-for-taking-the-knee-to-be-new-olympic-sport.html

We Will All Get Covid – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – We publish a truthful and damning report from a medical practitioner on the current Covid pandemic imbroglio.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/health/43065-we-will-all-get-covid.html

Illegal Channel Crossing: Merci Beaucoup Priti Patel! – Daily Squib

CALAIS – France – The French are appreciative after receiving more money from Priti Patel to escort illegal migrants to the UK across the Channel.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43037-illegal-channel-crossing-merci-beaucoup-priti-patel.html

COVID-19 – When Will We Hear About New Lambda Variant? – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – The multiple variants all stemming from the original Wuhan Covid-19 strain may soon reach the Lambda variant.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43041-covid-19-when-will-we-hear-about-new-lambda-variant.html

Japan May Soon Need to Resurrect Samurai Bushido Spirit – Daily Squib

TOKYO – Japan – The Land of the Rising Sun may have to once again resurrect its Samurai Bushido spirit to fight for survival.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/42877-japan-may-soon-need-to-resurrect-samurai-bushido-spirit.html

Revealed: Excerpts From Upcoming Prince Harry Memoir – Daily Squib

MONTECITO – USA – We have acquired exclusive leaked excerpts from the upcoming Prince Harry memoir.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/43022-revealed-excerpts-from-upcoming-prince-harry-memoir.html

Maricopa Audit: “What’s the Point in Finding Widespread Voter Fraud When Nothing is Done?” – Daily Squib

PHOENIX – USA – Despite massive instances of voter fraud being found in the Maricopa audit relating to the 2020 general election, nothing will be done.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/43009-maricopa-audit-whats-the-point-in-finding-widespread-voter-fraud-when-nothing-is-done.html