SAN FRANCISCO – USA – Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered his subordinate, Joe Biden to force all American citizens to get anal swabs.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/health/41181-new-china-directive-all-americans-to-get-anal-swabs.html
Month: February 2021
Mysterious Man May Know Where Lady Gaga’s Stolen Dogs Are – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – A mysterious man has come forward with a theory about where Lady Gaga’s stolen dogs have gone. Investigation is ongoing.
Magnificent Meghan Markle Gets Ready For Pregnancy in Home Gym – Daily Squib
MONTECITO – USA – An impromptu photoshoot of Meghan Markle in her home gym reveals how hard she is working to get fit for the pregnancy.
End of Lockdown is the Refuelling Time For Virus – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – The end of lockdown is a crucially necessary time for the virus to refuel and infect more people once again.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/41138-end-of-lockdown-is-the-refuelling-time-for-virus.html
Mitch McConnell and Nikki Haley Talk About Their Treachery Betraying America – Daily Squib
WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Traitors to the American people and constitution Mitch McConnell and Nikki Haley have spoken about their treachery.
Here We Go Again: First Bird Flu H5N8 to Human Transmissions in Russia – Daily Squib
MOSCOW – Russia – The first instance of bird flu to human transmission has been recorded at a poultry farm in the country.
Meghan Markle Demands English County of Sussex is Moved to California – Daily Squib
MONTECITO – USA – Meghan Markle the Duchess of Sussex has sent a letter of demand to the Queen demanding the English County of Sussex be moved to California.
Zuckerberg Planning Australian Vacation This Year – Daily Squib
SYDNEY – Australia – Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg is planning on an Australian vacation this year, simply because he owns the country now.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/41107-zuckerberg-planning-australian-vacation-this-year.html
Daily Squib Gets Serious Boost After Elon Musk Tweet – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Thanks to an Elon Musk tweet mentioning the Daily Squib, things have heated up at our offices.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/41099-daily-squib-gets-serious-boost-after-elon-musk-tweet.html
Woke Woman Seeks Out Triggering Because it Thrills Her – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – A Woke Marxist activist woman actively seeks out things or people that trigger her purely for thrills.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/41075-woke-woman-seeks-out-triggering-because-it-thrills-her.html
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