North Korean New Year Fireworks Celebration Goes Well – Daily Squib

PYONGYANG – N. Korea – This year’s new year fireworks extravaganza has wowed not only the capital but the rest of the world.
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Corbyn Getting Ready to Be PM – Number 10 in New Year – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – The DS has had exclusive access to Jeremy Corbyn’s entourage, and was allowed to divulge important information regarding the bid for taking Number 10 Downing Street in a political coup that would make any revolutionary shudder with true delight.
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Tech Experts: Internet 2.0 Transition Beginning Soon – Daily Squib

THE NOOSPHERE – Government approved, control of every facet of the internet, an internet where all info will be gradually controlled and changed to fit a specific agenda.
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We Forgot About the New Star Wars Film – Daily Squib

HOLLYWOOD – USA – We forgot about the new mediocre Star Wars film that just came out.
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May’s FAKE BREXIT: Mass Civil Unrest and Anarchy on the Streets of Britain – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – Theresa May’s Remainer, Non Brexit, could be the precursor for thirty years of riots in the UK.
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Theresa May Applauded by EU leaders Because She ‘made little effort bending over’, Jean-Claude Juncker Says Ahead of Deal – Daily Squib

BRUSSELS – Belgium – European leaders are set to give their approval for Brexit talks to move on to the next phase today after Jean-Claude Juncker said last week’s divorce deal amounted to “sufficient progress after massive concessions by the British”.
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Stop Moaning Farage and Do Something About May’s Non Brexit – Daily Squib

LONDON – England – A brief open communique to Chief Brexiteer Nigel Farage.
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FAKE NEWS: Donald Trump Outraged at New Book That Reimagines Strange Historical Facts Through His Eyes – Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Donald Trump today declared that all books written by satirical author David Hutter be incinerated in the White House incinerator.
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Daily Squib in Talks With Egyptian Courts to Release Singer Who Ate Banana – Daily Squib

CAIRO – Egypt – A court which gave a two year jail sentence to a singer who appeared in a music video eating a banana has been petitioned by our lawyers and should be released soon.
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Russians Now Living in Extreme Poverty Levels – Daily Squib

MOSCOW – Russia – The divide between rich and poor Russians has become wider under Vladimir Putin’s reign.
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