LONDON – England – From one bad Remainer egg, we see another one instated into the top Cabinet role of Home Secretary by arch Remainer Theresa May.
http://bit.ly/2FspnDm
Month: April 2018
Killing You Softly With Light – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – The medium of light could not possibly cause you any harm. Surely not?
http://bit.ly/2FlvSaQ
Bubba Waiting For Bill Cosby in His Cell – Daily Squib
PENNSYLVANIA – USA – Bill Cosby from the Cosby Show has finally been convicted of rape, and now is going to jail.
http://bit.ly/2Fk03zp
Jacob Rees-Mogg Becomes Tory PM After Lacklustre May Ousted – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – The 1922 Committee has announced that former PM Theresa May was ousted last night, and Jacob Rees-Mogg instated as the new PM.
http://bit.ly/2HrIr6s
Congratulations to Baby Machine Kate Middleton – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Congratulations to the Cambridge family on their third baby and the Duchess Kate Middleton.
http://bit.ly/2HqeIL6
#MeToo Creator Sets Off to Study African Wildlife to Better Understand Natural Male Behaviour – Daily Squib
KIBALE – Uganda – Celebrated #metoo creator Tarana Burke goes to the jungle and savannah to study natural biological male animal characteristics, to better understand the human male animal.
http://bit.ly/2F9fQkg
Theresa May Sudden Rigor Mortis Explained By Government Scientists – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – PM Theresa May has been struck down by a case of rigor mortis. Scientists are trying to find a source and cure for the sudden illness.
http://bit.ly/2F8Av8n
House of Lords: Rats in the Sewer – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – The House of Lords has been overrun by filthy sewer rats and pest controllers have been called in to clean up.
http://bit.ly/2vthWfl
Snowflake Offended By Own Self Won’t Come Out Of Safe Space – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – A snowflake millennial man has refused to come out of his safe space for three weeks.
http://bit.ly/2HGaFv3
World War 3 Will Start Suddenly and Without Warning – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Analysts at a secretive agency for the analysis of war, have analysed the data regarding World War 3 and revealed their analytical analysis of their findings.
http://bit.ly/2HDKGVi