LONDON – England – Brexit Day hails the beginning of the final process to leave the EU, and reclaim Britain’s sovereignty once again after a long hard fought battle.
Month: January 2020
“17 Million Fuck Offs” Brexiteer Song to Get to Number 1 in the Charts – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Brexiteer song ’17 million fuck offs’ is set for number 1 in the charts this Friday, when Britain leaves the EU.
Remainer Tears to be Used to Generate Electricity For Britain – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has announced that Remainer tears will be used by power stations to generate electricity for the whole of the British Isles.
Bernie Sanders, America’s Answer to Jeremy Corbyn – Daily Squib
SAN DIEGO – USA – Bernie Sanders is the spitting image of Jeremy Corbyn, and then some. Communism has truly arrived as a viable alternative for the 2020 U.S. Elections.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/35295-bernie-sanders-americas-answer-to-jeremy-corbyn.html
Nasty Vindictive Verhofstadt Vows to Veto Brexit – Daily Squib
BRUSSELS – Belgium – Vindictive MEP Guy Verhofstadt has vowed to veto the final Brexit deal thus stopping Britain’s exit from the EU.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/35291-nasty-vindictive-verhofstadt-vows-to-veto-brexit.html
Meghan Markle Proud of Her Pre-Op Teenage Years – Daily Squib
ONTARIO – Canada – Former royal, Meghan Markle has been reminiscing about her teenage pre-plastic surgery days.
Xi Jinping: “Everything is Okay in China” – Daily Squib
BEIJING – China – President XI Jinping has assured the world during a press conference that everything is okay in the coronavirus hit nation and there is nothing to worry about.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/35283-xi-jinping-everything-is-okay-in-china.html
Remainers Vow Never to Accept Democracy – Daily Squib
LONDON – England -The likes of arch remainers Lord Adonis, Alastair Campbell and Michael Heseltine vow to never accept Brexit or respecting democracy in Britain.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/35259-remainers-vow-never-to-accept-democracy.html
Who Was Kobe Bryant? – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – According to news reports emanating from America some guy who bounced balls around on a court died.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/35270-who-was-kobe-bryant.html
Over 100,000 Coronavirus Infected as China Hastily Buries Dead in Mass Graves – Daily Squib
WUHAN – China – Reports of mass graves full to the brim, and inundated hospitals is a sign that the Coronavirus is now completely out of control.
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