PARIS – France – Former British PM, Tony Blair, has been speaking to the French about thwarting Brexit.
http://bit.ly/2ng4Yxt
Month: November 2017
Moaning Luvvie and His Continual Last Film
CORK – Ireland – According to eternally moaning luvvie Daniel Day Lewis, this is his last film, just like his other last film.
http://bit.ly/2zBpbiS
BAD DEAL: Weak Theresa May to Pay EU Ransom 100 Billion Euros – Daily Squib
BRUSSELS – Belgium – Theresa May has capitulated to the EU ransom demands and will pay them 100 Billion euros.
http://bit.ly/2zyKKkn
London Mayor’s Gender Neutral Toilets Have Holes in Them – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Sadiq Khan’s planning blueprint will call for more gender neutral loos, and different types of toilets to cater to people’s differing needs.
http://bit.ly/2zC70tD
New Reality Show: I’m a Celebrity Sex-Pest Get Me In There – Daily Squib
BORNEO – Channel 5 are piloting a new reality show from entertainment company Endemol called “I’m a Celebrity Sex-Pest Get Me In There”.
http://bit.ly/2iXC7cF
Royal Family Prepares Itself For Arrival of Creole Princess – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – The Royal family prepare to move into the 21st Century by welcoming Prince Harry’s new bride-to-be Meghan Markle.
http://bit.ly/2BiHyJR
BREXIT: EU High Representative Joins Discussion With Theresa May
BRUSSELS – Belgium – The EU Commission brought out their secret weapon that they have been hiding throughout Brexit talks.
http://bit.ly/2B7A0cX
Black Friday Pandemic Spreading Across Globe
USA – There’s a virus that has been around since the dawn of time, and now it is so prevalent that it is in fact taking over the globe.
http://bit.ly/2iLzbzM
and the Epica Awards For 2017 Go to?
BERLIN – Germany – It has truly been an honour for the Daily Squib to have been chosen as part of the jury for this year’s Epica Awards, a creative maelstrom of work submitted from all over the world in the field of advertising.
http://bit.ly/2iHk2iX
Good News: EU Has Change of Heart Lets Britain Go Without Ransom Payment – Daily Squib
BRUSSELS – Belgium – Much like a kind hearted hostage taker, the EU has had a pleasant change of heart, and will let Britain leave without having to pay a massive ransom payment.
http://bit.ly/2izQ8NB