WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – The senate and congress hearings on censorious Big Tech conglomerate monopoly bullies will account to nothing but hot air once again.
Month: July 2020
Harry and Meghan Book: “Fine Whine and Freedom” Bargain Bucket Hit – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – The latest book from a whining Harry and Meghan contains a lot of useless whining about the immense privilege of being in the royal family.
Some People Programmed to Go On Spanish Holiday Even During Pandemic – Daily Squib
BENIDORM – Spain – Analysts reveal why some Brits are heavily programmed to go on a Spanish holiday despite everything.
New Black Terminator Film In Production Trouble Again – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – Production of the new black Terminator film has ground to a halt unfortunately due to many technical and social issues.
Shortages: Start Stocking Up On Food Now – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – The Covid-19 pandemic has not gone away. This is why you should start stocking up on food for winter and a second wave now.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/37881-shortages-start-stocking-up-on-food-now.html
Ninjas Have No Trouble About Wearing Face Masks – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – According to the secretive clan of ninjas operating undercover as assassins, wearing masks is absolutely no problem during the COVID-19 pandemic.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/37864-ninjas-have-no-trouble-about-wearing-face-masks.html
A Perfect Picture of Marital Bliss With Johnny Depp and Amber Heard – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – Hollywood couple, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are the epitome of marital bliss.
Nancy Pelosi Stocking Up on Bug Spray – Daily Squib
WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi wants to fumigate the White House. Maybe she needs to also look closer to home.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/37845-nancy-pelosi-stocking-up-on-bug-spray.html
Armenian Mafia Want Kanye Presidency Aborted – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – Oh dear! The online mental gyrations of Kanye West has riled the Kardashian mob, and this means trouble.
https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/37837-armenian-mafia-want-kanye-presidency-aborted.html
Meghan Markle: “It’s My Job to Bring House of Windsor Down” – Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES – USA – Meghan Markle has spoken outwardly of her wish to punish the British royal family and destroy the House of Windsor.
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