BIRMINGHAM – England – Alas, poor Lemmy has succumbed to death, but not only will his music live on forever, but the massive moles that plastered his face will too.
http://bit.ly/1mOLn2h
Month: December 2015
In Sweden, Sex-Free Future Nears – Daily Squib
STOCKHOLM – Sweden – Few places are tilting toward a sexless future as quickly as Sweden, which has become hooked on the convenience of life without the ‘vulgar writhings of sexual intercourse’.
http://bit.ly/1JHpmHz
First Look at Google Glass 2 – Daily Squib
MOUNTAINVIEW – USA – The second version of Google Glass has been revealed, hailing a completely different direction to the often-mocked glasses.
http://bit.ly/1mOpwYM
The Future Does Not Need Us – Daily Squib
SECTOR ONE – EU – Crammed into your micro apartment you look out of your dirty port hole over the mass of blocks all holding millions of micro apartments.
http://bit.ly/1JHpiHQ
Grim Up North: Man Can’t Get to Doctor For Incurable Gonorrhoea Treatment Because of Floods – Daily Squib
SCUNTHORPE – England – A man wishing to get treatment for his incurable gonorrhoea is stuck because of the mass floods up North.
http://bit.ly/1OgaaXf
Merry Christmas From the Tunnels of Syria – Daily Squib
HOMS – Syria – Much like the tunnels the Vietcong employed during the Vietnam war, Jihadis are languishing in tunnels as numerous countries bomb empty buildings from above.
http://bit.ly/1OE34YQ
Thousands Moving to Netherlands to Become Driving Instructors – Daily Squib
AMSTERDAM – Netherlands – The Dutch government has seen an unprecedented increase in migration especially from Britain as new legislation allows driving instructors to allow students to pay for lessons with sex.
http://bit.ly/1Yp8ZeX
Mourinho Gets Job As Arsenal Football Kit Washer Boy – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Since being sacked by Chelsea — twice, Jose ‘the special one’ Mourinho has landed another job in football.
http://bit.ly/1P9E66e
How Did Kim Kardashian Infiltrate EU Negotiations? – Daily Squib
BRUSSELS – Belgium – Serious security questions are being asked as to how celebrity Kim Kardashian infiltrated a high level EU meeting where British PM, David Cameron was acting like he wanted something done about EU migrant benefits.
http://bit.ly/1RrOk5h
The Force is Now Female – Daily Squib
HOLLYWOOD – USA – First we had a new Mad Max and now we have a new female Star Wars, where the Force is definitely feminine.
http://bit.ly/1RrCuIs