LONDON – England – A leaked memo from the production team for the latest Star Wars installation named The Last Jedi, has revealed some amazing information about Luke Skywalker that will possibly freak out all those stalwart Star Wars fans who await the film in December.
http://bit.ly/2eIttfW
Month: August 2017
Daily Squib Appointed As One of Jurors For Prestigious Epica Advertising Awards – Daily Squib
PARIS – France – The prestigious Epica awards, covering advertising, design, PR and digital is an icon of creative excellence and this year has included the Daily Squib as one of the jurors.
http://bit.ly/2vuZZg0
Help Hurricane Harvey Survivors – Daily Squib
HOUSTON – USA – Seeing the devastation to peoples lives in Texas from hurricane Harvey over the last couple of days, with little or no coverage in Europe, we at the Daily Squib have been watching scenes on YouTube.
http://bit.ly/2vv8Z4K
Banned Film “Gone With the Wind” Now Gone With the Wind – Daily Squib
SOUTH CAROLINA – USA – By banning the film ‘Gone With the Wind’ American socialists are taking another forbidden step backwards into the unforgiving world of engendering more racial hatred.
http://bit.ly/2vuViCW
Has Plastique Narcissist Macron Gone Over the Top With Makeup Bill? – Daily Squib
VERSAILLES – France – French President Emmanuel Macron has spent €26,000 (£23,900) on makeup and beauty costs in his first three months in power.
http://bit.ly/2wNaQ4H
Archaeologists: Why Romans Had Big Butts – Daily Squib
ROME – Italy – Romans had big asses, according to a team of archaeologists who have analysed thousands of bones all across the former Roman Empire.
http://bit.ly/2vjc583
Confederate Statues to be Replaced By 100ft Trayvon Martin Statues – Daily Squib
CHARLOTTESVILLE – USA – All Southern states are having their historical statues forcibly taken down and destroyed to erase history in an Orwellian purge led by communists.
http://bit.ly/2wEOceJ
Hunchback of Notre Dame Takes Up Residency With Big Ben – Daily Squib
LONDON – England – Jean Claude Junckimodo, aka the Hunchback of Notre Dame, has taken up residence in Elizabeth Tower where Big Ben is now silent.
http://bit.ly/2v8JMJ8
How to Walk On the Pavement in Europe – Daily Squib
BARCELONA – Spain – Nowhere is safe any more thanks to the uncaring EU Commission and their ridiculous Schengen zone.
http://bit.ly/2wnUS0H
Bonnie Tyler to be Resurrected From the Dead For Total Eclipse – Daily Squib
FLORIDA – USA – Eighties pop starlet, Bonnie Tyler, who can literally make paint peel with her voice, has been recruited to sing on a Caribbean cruise ship for the total eclipse which will take place on August 21.
http://bit.ly/2uX9GzH
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